8 Deadly Words used by a Woman

 
Man are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
Maybe a lot of people has known this phrase. Man and woman created to completing each others, but they have a lot of differences. Especially on talks and behavior. To win a woman, is easy, just understand them. But man are hardly to understand what woman means, and so do woman. Woman usually used words but what they mean is completely different. So this is the common 8 deadly words which used by a woman when they are in a bad mood:

1. Fine
This is the word woman use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Nothing
This is the calm before storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing (2) usually end with fine (1).

3. Go ahead!
Okay, this is not a permission, this is a dare. Don't do it!

4. Loud Sigh
This is not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer to number 2).

5. That's okay
This is the most dangerous statement of women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Five minutes
If she getting depressed, this means a half of hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch a game before helping around the house.

7. Whatever
Is a woman way of saying F*** Y**.

8. Don't worry about it. I got it.
Another dangerous statement. This mean something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now dong it herself. This will result in a man asking "What's wrong?" and woman response to number 3.

So..
Man, are you dare to keep us angry? :-)